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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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No go.
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No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
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