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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 07:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is better? Tik Tok or YouTube?

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Still no good.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

What was your worst experience while living with roommates?

No way

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Is mouth taping at night a legitimate anti-snoring method or is it just a popular internet trend without scientific backing?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

What is the alleged false reason behind Prince Harry's desperate demands for IPP (Intimate Partner Protection) for Meghan Markle and their family?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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